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S.E. Wood
"A Conservative Viewpoint"

Dear Honorable ...

Open Letter to Speaker Naifeh
The Honorable James O. Naifeh, Speaker
House of Representatives
Tennessee General Assembly
State Capitol Building
Nashville, TN 37243

Dear Honorable: (I always use his first name. He likes that!)

Several weeks ago you challenged your friends in the General Assembly to suggest alternatives to your proposed state income tax. Since none of your colleagues rose to the occasion, I would like to offer an alternative proposal, the Tennessee "junker" tax.

Depending upon the options chosen, my proposal would increase tax revenues, put more money in the pockets of taxpayers, create exemptions from federal income taxes and, at the same time, beautify the Tennessee countryside.

It would work like this: Impose a $100 annual fee on all privately owned "junker" cars and trucks. You know what they are. You see 'em everywhere.

This is an immense and growing tax base and is easily quantified by comparing the state auto registration lists with vehicles having current license plates. A car registration without plates would be considered a taxable "junker." Whammo - $100! Easy, huh?

(On second thought, it may not be easy for you guys, since you haven't done too good a job telling if TennCare participants are dead or alive!)

Under my plan, a taxpayer could easily exempt himself/herself from this annual tax, and here's where the environmental beautification comes in. A potential taxpayer in a low-income bracket would be encouraged to sell the heap to a local junkyard or scrap dealer and just keep the money. No "junker," no tax! A taxpayer in a higher income bracket could call the Kidney Foundation, the American Cancer Society or some other charitable organization, donate the thing, get a receipt at some inflated value and deduct the amount on his/her federal income tax as a charitable contribution.

So you see, Honorable, with my plan, you get some new tax money, low-end taxpayers pick up a little dough, high-end taxpayers get a deduction and the rest of us don't have to look at all those old "rust-buckets" any more. Everybody gets a little something. And if you don't mind my saying so, that's more than we can say for the unconstitutional state income tax scheme you are promoting! I look forward to hearing from you.

Respectfully yours,
Ed Wood
Sparta

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Ed Wood is a resident of Sparta, TN. His column is published each Wednesday in the Crossville Chronicle.

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