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David Spates
"Therefore I Am"

Drop in Smokies visitors? That's good news!

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Quite a way to start off a column, don't you think? There's nothing like a tired old cliché with which to begin an award-winning column in an award-winning newspaper. That's how we've won all those awards you see when you walk into the Chronicle offices -- by employing overused clichés at every opportunity.

I kid. We at the paper are proud of our awards.

It is true, however. Once you commit to an option, the other option often vanishes. Still, some folks would like to be able to chow down on their devil's food while at the same time gazing upon its luscious brown beauty.

Take the people involved in the struggle between pollution control and tourism dollars in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. Business owners near the park depend on the millions of visitors for their livelihoods, and yet the park has become one of the most endangered U.S. parks because of air pollution.

So far this year, the park has tallied four days in which ground-level ozone levels were unsafe -- the air was unfit for human consumption. Some of the ozone problems are tied to coal-fired power plants, but much of the problem centers around the visitors and their cars. Cars and coal-fired power plants produce nitrogen oxide, which combines with sunlight to produce ozone, a parent of smog.

So there's the rub. You can't have your tourists and eat them too, or something like that.

The Great Smoky Mountains National Park is the most-visited national park in the country, and people have proven themselves to be dirty little animals. We make messes wherever we go, and the Smoky Mountains are no different. In fact, the park recorded 32 "bad ozone" days in 2000 and a whopping 52 days in 1999. Visiting the great outdoors for a breath of fresh air is getting pretty tough to do.

So everyone agrees air pollution in the park is a problem, and we also agree that people and their gas-guzzling vehicles are a big part of the dilemma.

With that in mind, why is the editorial board at The Knoxville News-Sentinel worried that park visitation is down for every month since the first of the year compared to the same months last year?

I spotted this little item in the Saturday Sentinel's comment page. (That's the opinion page to you and me.) It's one lone paragraph in the paper's editorial under the "Grimaces" heading. According to the Sentinel, park camping is down by 14 percent, and total visitors to the park from January through June 2001 is 3,678,528 - a drop of more than 341,837 from 4,020,365 visitors for the same period in 2000.

The Sentinel seems to think that this drop in attendance is bad news. I don't. As a matter of fact, I think the paper's editorial board should have listed this item under the "Grins" section rather than the "Grimaces."

This is good news. It means that there were tens of thousands less SUVs, minivans and family sedans belching filth into the air, and if this slight dip in tourism forces Crazy Dan's Fireworks, The Old Tyme Tacky Antique Shop and the Discount House of Smoked Jerky out of business, then so be it. There's more than enough of that junk in and around the park as it is. Culling a few of the weaker businesses from the graceless herd is fine by me.

Don't get me wrong. It's not my fondest wish for anyone to lose his job or business, but I think preserving the park takes precedence over moccasin sales and taffy factory attendance figures. A national park is supposed to be a sort of refuge from the sprawling urban and suburban jungles that have sealed the landscape in a thin layer of concrete. There's plenty of strip malls and outlet stores already, thank you very much.

Perhaps the drop in park attendance reflects this sentiment. Maybe people are tired of wading through a 90-minute traffic jam en route to a hiking trail or mountain stream. Have you taken a good look at the main thoroughfare to the Great Smoky Mountains National Park? It's reminds me of the tackiest and most "touristy" beach towns I've ever visited. I keep thinking that just on the other side of the yard ornaments store and Rebel flag emporium must be the ocean. I'm sure I'm not the only one who is weary of all that tourist junk, and perhaps the low attendance figures are the people's way of saying, "Enough is enough."

Sure, there are some nice manmade attractions in and around the Smokies, but those are few and far between. There are many more Bob's Airbrushed T-Shirt Shops than there are Ripley's Aquariums.

The Smokies have been called "an economic engine for tourism in East Tennessee." I'd say that's pretty accurate, but if steps aren't taken to clear the air, a 14-percent dip will seem like just a drop in the bucket.

Wow. That's two clichés in one sentence. Quite a way to wrap it up, don't you think?

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David Spates is a Knoxville resident and Crossville Chronicle contributor whose column is published each Tuesday. He can be reached at davespates@chartertn.net.

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