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David Spates
"Therefore I Am"

Which taxes would
you like to pay today?

Sometimes you just have to take one for the team. Quit your bellyaching, screw up your courage, choke down the shilly-shallying and do what's best for the greatest number of people.

Well, apparently there are some cranky old retirees in Florida who would rather hold on to their nickels and dimes than their share. Well, I say who needs them? I hope all their tee shots slice into the woods, I hope they lose their dentures in the minestrone soup at the early bird buffet, and I hope their Social Security checks get lost in the mail for a couple of days - just to make them sweat.

Here's the story I saw from The Associated Press. A Tallahassee mobile home park for retirees doesn't have to pay school impact fees because no school-age children live there. So say the members of the Florida Supreme Court, whose members, I'm sure, are mostly retirement-aged.

Well excuse me for asking, but since when are we allowed to choose which taxes we're going to pay? I don't have any kids either, so should I be exempt from paying a quite sizable portion of my taxes? Of course not, and neither should these overfed double-wide dwellers in Tallahassee. Shut up and pay your fair share.

I guess it should come as no surprise that some people in Tallahassee don't want to spend money for schools. Look at all the money that gets poured into Florida State there. If THAT was the result of my hard-earned tax dollars, maybe I'd be a little cross, too.

But let me put my Florida State bias aside for a moment and continue with the issue at hand.
Thursday's Florida Supreme Court ruling upheld a trial decision stemming from a lawsuit against Volusia County by Aberdeen at Ormond Beach Manufactured Housing Community. Children are not allowed to live in the lush and opulent Aberdeen at Ormond Beach Manufactured Housing Community, and the park's owner therefore contends that the county's impact fees (that's a politician's term for taxes) are unconstitutional.

And here's a portion of the written court's majority opinion from the Honorable Justice Peggy Quince: "Aberdeen neither contributes to the need for additional schools nor benefits from their construction."
That's right. According to Justice Peggy, the fine folks at Aberdeen at Ormond Beach Manufactured Housing Community don't benefit from educated children.

Is mine the only jaw that dropped when reading this?

Just because these coots don't have any kids in the Volusia County schools doesn't mean they don't benefit from them. We all benefit when children enjoy a higher standard of education, but it doesn't come cheaply. Money is needed to build schools, pay for teachers, purchase equipment, etc., and unless you want to live in a country where the only phrase you need to know to make a living is "You want fries with that?" you had better be prepared to pony up some cash for education.

That's what I mean by taking one for the team. The residents of Aberdeen may not personally enjoy any immediate benefit from the increase impact fees. After all, many of them no doubt will be taking the big dirt nap by the time many of today's kindergartners graduate from high school years from now. But the community as a whole - not just the Aberdeen penny-pinchers - will undoubtedly benefit. There's no such thing as too many schools.

If I paid taxes only for things that directly benefited me, April 15 wouldn't be such an irksome day around the Spates house. But I pay my taxes, regardless if I'm directly assisted by the government's purchases. Do city, county, state and federal governments waste money? Absolutely they do. I'd say a substantial portion of my tax dollar is squandered with reckless abandon.

Education, however, is not a waste, and the Geritol-popping crowd at Aberdeen at Ormond Beach Manufactured Housing Community should know that.

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