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David Spates
"Therefore I Am"

The bowl system is a sham, just ask Marshall

I write this column every year. I write it for myself more than anyone else ­ call it mental health via keyboard.

When the year's college football season ends and the bowl bids are handed out, I write about how my alma mater, Virginia Tech, gets hosed and, despite a good record, ends up playing in the second annual Weenie.com Bowl or one of the other growing list of insignificant post-season college bowl games.
And every year I write this column proclaiming what a joke the college bowl system is.
However, this year is different. My Hokies are headed to New Orleans to play Florida State for the national championship. So my perception of the bowl system has changed ­ slightly.

The bowl system is still a joke, and now I have come to see it for what it really is ­ a scam and a farce to separate fans from their money. I present to you the Marshall Thundering Herd, a Division I college football team that, despite its undefeated season, will not play for the national championship. It won't play in a BCS game. It won't play in a New Year's Day game. It won't even play in a city you would want to visit in winter.

The prize for going 12-0? A Dec. 27 Motor City Bowl bid to play 8-3 BYU in Detroit. Rah, rah.
The least the college football gods could have done was send the Herd to Hawaii for the Aloha Bowl. Let the boys soak up some rays and stick their toes in the sand while they sip a piña colada. Apparently that prize is reserved for two teams that finished one game over .500 ­ Arizona State and Wake Forest. If you're going to a meaningless bowl game, you might as well get a tan while you're there.

And that's what the bowl games have become ­ meaningless. Unless you're playing for the national championship, a bowl game victory or loss means diddily. I'm not just saying that because my team if playing for the national championship either. The Hokies have played numerous meaningless bowl games in which the outcome was completely insignificant.

The bowl games have turned into a cash cow. The weasels at the NCAA and the host cities realize that there's big money in them tha'r alumni. So year after year we add more pointless bowl games ­ pointless except for the purpose of making money. You have to hand it to them, really. It's a stroke of genius. At the end of the college football season, after a ton of money has <I>already<I> been raked in, special "post-season" games will be held, the outcomes of which will mean nothing apart from the final rankings. The alumni turn out in droves, spend millions on overpriced tickets, stay at price-gouging hotels and fly in from all four corners of the country. It's a great scam. The football almighty convince you the games are somehow important.

Take a look at the NCAA basketball tournament. Now that's the way you should decide a championship. Sixty-four teams start off, any one of which could go all the way and take the title. It's competition in its purest form. You win, you move on to the next game. You lose, you go home. If you defeat everyone you play, you're the champ.

But not in football.

The NCAA could have just told Marshall at the beginning of the season where it stands.
"All right, Herd, we don't care if you win all your games. You have no shot at the title. That just the way we run things."

I know a playoff system in football is nowhere in sight, so I speak my piece through this yearly column. Decide the championship on the field, not in some computer science grad student's desktop PC or by a popularity contest (a.k.a. the coaches' and writers' polls). It's the essence of sports.

So what will I be doing on Jan. 4 when Virginia Tech takes the field to play Bowden and his band of discount shoppers? I plan to be in the Superdome. How many times does your team play for the national championship? I know it's a scam, and I know I'm simply perpetuating the corrupt system with my attendance. And yet, there I go. I'm weak. I admit it. I know it's a farce, but I'd kick myself later if I didn't go.

The system has us over a barrel. I just want the powers-that-be to understand that we know what they're doing, and we don't like it. If no fans showed up for the bowl games, that would make a statement. I just don't see that happening. If I were a Marshall fan, however, it would be tempting. Besides, who wants to be in Detroit in late December?

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