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David Spates
"Therefore I Am"

College football is great, until the season ends

If ever there were a year to soundly beat the anti-BCS drum, this is it.

With Tennessee's loss to LSU Saturday night, the Bowl Championship Series has been thrown into a tailspin and, more importantly, it's been pegged as the bad joke it is.

Let me preface this column with an admission. I write this column every year about this time, and for those of you with little or no interest in college football, please feel free to read something else. I'm sure John Whitehead has something interesting to say. He's fairly clever.

Let's move on. College football is something I enjoy, but it doesn't rule my life. It's fun. It's a pastime. I enjoy watching movies, reading, watching football and lots of other activities. Like a good book (say, Tuesdays With Morrie) or satisfying movie (let's go with American Beauty here), football stirs my emotions, albeit not the same emotions.

I've chatted up Tuesdays With Morrie and American Beauty, and now it's time to revisit the dreadful manner in which college football determines its champion.

I hate the bowl system. I've hated the bowl system long before anyone ever heard of the BCS. As part of my disdain for the bowls, I refuse to attend any bowl game other than a national championship matchup. Being a Virginia Tech fan, the only bowl game I've ever attended was the Sugar Bowl against Florida State following the 1999 season. I know it's of little concern to the organizers of the bowls that one man passes on a game, but they're my principles and I'm sticking to them. I can either be part of the problem or part of the solution. If I attend a meaningless bowl game, I'm part of the problem.

What other sport in the world decides its champion in such a ridiculous manner? If you didn't know anything about the system and I tried to explain how it worked, you'd roll your eyes throughout the entire conversation.

Maybe it would go a little something like this:

"See what we do is take the top two teams and let them play a championship game. Sounds great, doesn't it?"

(A brow is furrowed.) "Well, who decides which teams get to play?"

"We have polls. Coaches and sports writers determine a big part of it. We also have computerized formulas to help."

(The eyes are rolling.) "Coaches? Sports writers? Why are their opinions any more valid than anyone else's? And computers? What do computers have to do with football? Why can't there just be a playoff after the regular season is done? That's what every other sport in the free world does."

"Well, you see, we have these bowls. There's a lot of tradition behind them. Besides, the old guys in the bad sports jackets seem to like them. You probably saw their RVs parked outside."

(By now, the eyes are rolling like a teenage prankster on Halloween night.) "Forget it. I prefer my sports to be less arbitrary and subjective. Diving and figure skating leap to mind."

I wholeheartedly support a playoff system for college football. It's the only plan that makes any sense. All you'd need to do is take the top 16 teams and let them duke it out on the field. (Sure, there'll be some grumbling from the 17th-ranked school, but too freakin' bad.) After four weekends of thrilling games, you'd have an undisputed champion. If nothing else, it would leave the computers, sports writers and football coaches to do what they do best. The computers would be used to play solitaire, the sports writers would spend more time eating free chow in hospitality rooms, and the coaches would focus their attention on regurgitating sports clichés.

And, most importantly, the football teams would be the ones to decide the outcomes. Three extra weekends of football games shouldn't be too much trouble for the NCAA.

It's not a matter of life and death. After Sept. 11, I think we all have a refreshed sense of what's really important in the world. This is just football, but it could be better. The BCS is a farce. The championship game is the only bowl that matters. The others should be renamed the Consolation Bowls. The only positives that come from them is cash to the schools and improved recruiting status. We, the fans, the ones who are footing the bills, get nothing.

Take March Madness, arguably the most exciting month in college sports. Win and your team moves on. Lose and you go home. That's the way sports should be. Now imagine the excitement, not to mention the money generated, by injecting football into a March Madness format. How can anyone think that would be a bad idea?

I know I've addressed this in years past, but if I don't make an effort to fix the problem, I feel as if I have little room to gripe about it. If they did it like I want to do it, my Virginia Tech Hokies would still be in the hunt for a national championship -- so would your Tennessee Volunteers. Just a little something to consider as we watch Nebraska and Miami tee it up in January.

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David Spates is a Knoxville resident and Crossville Chronicle contributor whose column is published each Tuesday. He can be reached at davespates@chartertn.net.

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