CROSSVILLE CHRONICLE

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Mike Moser
"I Say"

Politics is in season, once again

It amuses and confuses me that there is a never ending supply of foolish people armed with a self-destructive attitude that drives them onto the sacrificial altar called political office.

What drives a normally good person to such an awful, yet certain humiliation, either at the polls or in the court of public opinion, is something I suspect I will never understand.

Have you ever wondered why any sane person would want to seek a mandate from a small minority of qualified voters so the vast majority of non-voters can criticize and belittle them? What makes a sane person leave the comfort and warmth of their couch and forfeit an evening with Vanna White and that little guy on Wheel of Fortune and in exchange, be second-guessed in the grocery store and at church?

Yet, a new political season is upon us and hunters don't need a hunting license to stalk this prey. They arm themselves simply with coffee cups and biscuits and gravy at the nearest morning gathering spot where they solve all our problems that those they elect are unable to fix.

With that in mind, let us re-arm ourselves for it is open season and an entirely new set of targets is clamoring to be judged and pre-judged, even as they ask us to give them a job.

This year we will be electing a congressman, such a dignified title for someone who will be traveling outside America to Washington D.C. to join other professional public trough feeders while accomplishing little or nothing.

What has congress done for you lately?

The incumbent has gone hunting himself, so the seat is wide open for anyone who wants a full-time job seeking office, because that is what these bureaucrats do first and foremost. They never stop running, facing the polls every other year.

There are county offices up for the grabbing, like executive, register of deeds, court clerk, county clerk and road superintendent. What is sad to me is that there will be some good folks with noble ideals and hopes of making a difference. What they will do is become fodder for the grist mill.

Then they end up twisted like a veteran newspaper editor.

County offices are different from national offices. In county offices you simply have an outline of constitutional responsibilities you follow and if you treat people like they are people, keep your nose clean and don't go hunting for trouble, you can be elected to those positions for life.

If you try to branch out and do something other than what your job description details, then you become a political animal and sooner or later, the rest of us in the crowd on the outside looking in are gonna catch up to ya.

Don't forget seats on the county school board ... now that is a putting one foot in the political grave and the other on a banana peel. A long-time local Democrat politico told me years ago that if one ever wanted to end his political career, just get elected to the school board.

I suspect that might be true.

Besides, who would want to run for an office with the charge of educating our children when they have no control over the funds they receive?

About the only thing I like about local politics is the fact that Republicans on that level can't get elected without support from some Democrats, and vice versa. And the independent thinkers do have a vast influence on the outcome of those races. There are still a few of us who have never figured out what shade of politics we are. We kinda fashion ourselves as voting for the person instead of the party.

And that is what makes local races interesting.

Why do I dislike politics so much. Because I have seen what it has done to a lot of good men and women.
But I still had rather go fishing.

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Mike Moser is the editor of the Crossville Chronicle. His column is published periodically on Fridays.

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