CROSSVILLE CHRONICLE

Opinion

 

Mike Moser
"I Say"

Wanna match for a Coke?

Don't you miss those glass Coca-Cola bottles?

When I was in high school I was lucky enough to work at Mims' Super Saver in my home town. My friend's father hired a bunch of us from the high school to work Saturdays from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. for $7. Strange how I always had money in my pocket back then ...

I am sure Harold Mims employed a couple of extra boys more than he needed but his was the only grocery store in town and unless you hauled pulp wood or worked on a farm, that was all there was to do.

At break time when the stock boys and baggers would gather around the soft drink machine, we would partake in our favorite pastime and match for Cokes. By the way, Coke is the generic term in Alabama for soft drink. It was quite confusing for me when I moved from Minnesota to Alabama and a new friend asked me, "Do you want a Coke?"

Then he proceeded to ask, "What kind?"

"Man," I thought. "This is cool. They have more than one flavor of Coke here?"

Got quite the strange look when I responded, "Sure, I'll have a cherry Coke." They make them now, but back then, our choices of "Coke" were Sprite, orange Fanta and grape Fanta.

Some of the old timers in the area called Cokes "dope," making reference to the legend that Coca-Cola was laced with cocaine.

If I said something about wanting a "soda," or "soft drink," I was ragged out of the school for the rest of the day.

On Saturdays, however, it was nothing but Cokes. We crowded around the soft drink machine, jockeying for position to purchase the lucky drink. Everyone would pay one dime for their drink, and then put a dime to the side.

The drink bottles would clank and clunk through the machine and slam down the open chute and the purchaser would grab the bottle, turn his back on the crowd, and hold the bottle high to read the name of the city stamped on the bottom of the bottle. The person getting the bottle with the city farthest from Thorsby, Alabama, won!

Another contest required one to walk up to another, say, "Match ya for a Coke." That meant the person losing had to pay for the other guy's soft drink.

You would see Nashville, Birmingham, a lot of Atlanta, even one every once in a while from San Francisco and Honolulu. More than once I walked away with a pocket full of dimes. It was so competitive that we had a map of the United States posted beside the drink machine, a string and pins which were used to measure the distance from our town to competing cities.

It might seem that this was gambling but I don't carry scars of having suffered irreparable harm from betting on the distance of a soft drink bottle. I am not a habitual gambler, nor are any of my friends. But it sure was fun. The thrill of competing and winning, I guess.

Another nice feature of those glass bottles were their return value. A nickel for every eight-ounce bottle returned to the store, and 25 cents for the large quart bottles. With the way people threw bottles out vehicle windows it was nothing to walk the side of the road for a few minutes and gather enough bottles to pay for a snack or game of pool.

It might seem a simple pleasure, but then, those were simpler times.

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